Overgrown monkey fossil

What could you be doing instead of reading this?
Jun 4 '12
benditlikekorra:

completelytwitterpated:

pro-tearbender:

schweety:

tahnos-guyliner:

avatarkatnisspotter:

I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…
But he is.

Gender: Douchebag

Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery
Fighting style’s: Douchbending 
Enemies: All nice people on this planet
I CAN’T
I CAN’T BREATHE

Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.
Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.

OMG
BRAVO
BRAVO OMG

Allies: The Association of Douchebags 
I’M DEAD. THIS IS PERFECT.

benditlikekorra:

completelytwitterpated:

pro-tearbender:

schweety:

tahnos-guyliner:

avatarkatnisspotter:

I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…

But he is.

Gender: Douchebag

Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery

Fighting style’s: Douchbending 

Enemies: All nice people on this planet

I CAN’T

I CAN’T BREATHE

Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.

Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.

OMG

BRAVO

BRAVO OMG

Allies: The Association of Douchebags 

I’M DEAD. THIS IS PERFECT.

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Jun 4 '12
cumplane:

A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.

That is an awesome tattoo design. <3 

cumplane:

A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.

That is an awesome tattoo design. <3 

(Source: andrewbreitel)

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Jun 4 '12
striderprovider:

vahlkult:

princeichi:

moon:

hboogie:

freshest-tittymilk:

theknightmurders:

arseniccupcakes:

sailorfailures:

littlemissriiff:

Sailor Bismuth Elephant
…welp, mine sucks.

… Man no I don’t think I would fuck with a Bismuth Elephant

sailor pearl butterfly
FUCK YES

Sailor Uranium Cobra.
I sound deadly.

Sailor Brass Swan
… ngl, i saw ‘brass’ and was kinda secretly hoping for ‘knuckles’…

Sailor Nickel Ferret, tho? 

Sailor Cobalt Butterfly, fffffff 

I’m going to use my boyfriend’s last name so i sound more awesome.
Sailor Platinum T-Rex BITCHES

sailor plastic skunk
my initials have always failed me

sailor chrome skunk
well at least em and i are related or something 

Sailor Platinum Skunk. Hey Habu, let&#8217;s form a superhero team. 

striderprovider:

vahlkult:

princeichi:

moon:

hboogie:

freshest-tittymilk:

theknightmurders:

arseniccupcakes:

sailorfailures:

littlemissriiff:

Sailor Bismuth Elephant

…welp, mine sucks.

… Man no I don’t think I would fuck with a Bismuth Elephant

sailor pearl butterfly

FUCK YES

Sailor Uranium Cobra.

I sound deadly.

Sailor Brass Swan

… ngl, i saw ‘brass’ and was kinda secretly hoping for ‘knuckles’…

Sailor Nickel Ferret, tho? 

Sailor Cobalt Butterfly, fffffff 

I’m going to use my boyfriend’s last name so i sound more awesome.

Sailor Platinum T-Rex BITCHES

sailor plastic skunk

my initials have always failed me

sailor chrome skunk

well at least em and i are related or something 

Sailor Platinum Skunk. Hey Habu, let’s form a superhero team. 

(Source: trevdawggg)

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Jun 3 '12

catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

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Jun 2 '12
did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

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Jun 2 '12

striderprovider:

giantsofpalaga:

pictured: tumblr users shelby and habu 

Accurate depiction

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Jun 2 '12

roachpatrol:

YES. 

AAAAAAW Hyena babies are the cutest

(Source: missmayonnaise)

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Jun 2 '12
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Fanfiction in a nutshell! 

(Source: adiostoreadors)

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Jun 2 '12
malicemidnight:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

bless

True love

malicemidnight:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

bless

True love

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Jun 2 '12

karkettesass:

You want to say something to somebody and you want it to be more dramatic: you need a window. When you’re talking to the person, you don’t look at them, you look out the window instead.

I miss Demetri Martin :C

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