I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…
But he is.
Gender: Douchebag
Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery
Fighting style’s: Douchbending
Enemies: All nice people on this planet
I CAN’T
I CAN’T BREATHE
Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.
Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.
OMG
BRAVO
BRAVO OMG
Allies: The Association of Douchebags
I’M DEAD. THIS IS PERFECT.
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
That is an awesome tattoo design. <3
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moon:
Sailor Bismuth Elephant
…welp, mine sucks.
… Man no I don’t think I would fuck with a Bismuth Elephant
sailor pearl butterfly
FUCK YES
Sailor Uranium Cobra.
I sound deadly.
Sailor Brass Swan
… ngl, i saw ‘brass’ and was kinda secretly hoping for ‘knuckles’…
Sailor Nickel Ferret, tho?
Sailor Cobalt Butterfly, fffffff
I’m going to use my boyfriend’s last name so i sound more awesome.
Sailor Platinum T-Rex BITCHES
sailor plastic skunk
my initials have always failed me
sailor chrome skunk
well at least em and i are related or something
Sailor Platinum Skunk. Hey Habu, let’s form a superhero team.
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Fanfiction in a nutshell!
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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
bless
True love
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You want to say something to somebody and you want it to be more dramatic: you need a window. When you’re talking to the person, you don’t look at them, you look out the window instead.
I miss Demetri Martin :C
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